Purple Flower One day in school, little Timmy is sitting in class. Somewhere around the middle of class, Timmy's friend Jimmy leans over to him and whispers ""I dare you to say purple flower' to the teacher."" Timmy thinks ""What's the worst that could happen?"" and goes for it. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. ""Purple flower,"" he says. The teacher goes red in the face and yells ""I won't tolerate that kind of language in my classroom. You're going to the principal's office."" …