Old Native American Chief My grandfather walked onto a Native American reservation one day cause he heard that the tribe's Chief could remember anything. He walked up to the Chief and said, ""What did you have for breakfast on Saturday August 3, 1974?"" The Chief looked at him and said, ""Eggs."" My grandfather thought, ""Oh, well eggs that's pretty common."" So he wrote him off as a phony. 10 years later, my grandfather returned to the same reservation. He walked up to the Chief and said, ""How…

A film student wants to film a documentary about a local Native American tribe... (long) So Walter the film student drives his car out to the Native American reservation and asks to talk to the Chief. The Chief looks at him, then looks at the student's relatively new Mazda, and sighs. This isn't the first time he has dealt with white men intruding on the tribe. A very nervous Walter walks past the rapidly-increasing queue of tribe members that had gathered to ""welcome"" him. With only 3 cracks …

Oom Galla Galla So the Congressman was up for re-election, and on his campaign tour, he stopped at a Native American Reservation for a speech and meet and greet. He started into his speech as usual, and was elated at the response he got from the crowd. ""I'll lower taxes and create jobs!"" ""Oom Galla Galla!"" came the loud, unifying response from the crowd. ""A vote for me means your voice will be heard on Capitol Hill"" ""Oom Galla Galla, Oom Galla Galla"" chanted the crowd, louder than before…

Visiting a Native American reservation for the first time, a US government social worker observed a woman shouting and screaming at a man. "That lady sure has your number," said the social worker to the man when the argument had subsided. "She no lady," replied the man. "She my wife." "Really?" said the social worker. "What's her name?" "Wife name Three Horse." "Three Horse: that's an unusual name. How did she get it?" The man rolled his eyes and said: "Nag, nag, nag."