Old Native American Chief My grandfather walked onto a Native American reservation one day cause he heard that the tribe's Chief could remember anything. He walked up to the Chief and said, ""What did you have for breakfast on Saturday August 3, 1974?"" The Chief looked at him and said, ""Eggs."" My grandfather thought, ""Oh, well eggs that's pretty common."" So he wrote him off as a phony. 10 years later, my grandfather returned to the same reservation. He walked up to the Chief and said, ""Howgh."" The Chief said, ""Scrambled.""