An Ingenious Solution A man owns and operates a small business in a small American city. His company celebrated its fifth successful year of business. He notices that the majority of the gifts that he got were alcoholic beverages, so he calls in his employees to discuss the issue with them. When all ten of his employees are in his office, he begins to explain his solution to the booze based issue. ""We have successfully held our fifth company birthday, and we received a great number of gifts, the majority of which were alcohol. I don't want my company to look unprofessional with dozens of bottles of wine, beer, and spirits lying around, so we will have to get rid of it. As such, I am enacting a new company policy that all employees must drink at work. That is all.""