Three men are stranded on an island... All of a sudden the Chief of the island walks up to the three men and says, ""I will let you go if you can find any 10 fruit on the island and shove them up your ass, but if you make any expression on your face, I'll kill you."" So the first man brings apples, gets through about three and makes an expression of pain, so the chief kills him. The next man comes with berries, he gets through about nine then all of a sudden bursts out laughing, so the chief kil…

Three men are stranded in the desert... Survivors of a plane crash, the three men walk aimlessly in the hopes of finding the rest of humanity. Three days pass before they stumble on a door lying flat down in the sand next to a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp, a genie flies out and introduces itself. ""My name is Hector, and I'm going to be your salvation. This door will be my assistant!"", explained the genie. ""Simply jump over this door, and shout whatever you'd like to magically transform into in…

Stranded unfortunately... 3 men survive a plane crash in the ocean and wash up on a random remote island. They are soon captured by the local natives who tie them up and keep them captive. After a few days of being tied up, the are brought in front of The Chief. The Chief informs them that they're to go out into the jungle and find 10 pieces of the exact same fruit and bring them back here for judgement. If they fail the judgement then they will be eaten! The Chief also informs that if they try …

Three Men in the Middle of the Desert There are three men stranded in the middle of the desert. Doomed to waste away without any rescue on the way they are approached by a genie, granting them each a wish, but that wish cannot be to get out of the desert. The first man replies 'Well I wish for enough water and food to last us the entire time we are trapped here, to ensure our survival'. The second man replies ""How about a map, Genie? That way we will surely find a way out of here at some point.…