An old man goes to see the doctor... and tells that he has been a smoker for 29 years and that he needs to quit because his lungs can not take it anymore. ""I could stop smoking, except that I can t wake up if I don t get my morning cigar, and I don t get any sleep if I don t smoke one cigar before going to bed."" The doctor thinks for a while. It is a tricky situation, but he needs to get the man to stop, or the man s lungs will collapse. ""Okay, here s what you do. You buy one cigar, and before you go to sleep, and start thinking about smoking it, put it in your butthole. This way, you don t want to smoke the cigar in evening, because it is in your butt and when you wake up at morning, and you want a cigar, take the cigar out of your butt, and smell it. This way you don t want to smoke the cigar, because it smells like shit."" The man, thinkingly, agrees and says he will be back after two weeks, to tell how it has worked. **Two weeks later** The man goes to the doctor s office, and the doctor naturally asks, how s it been working out? ""It has been working like a dream! I don t want to smoke anymore. I hate cigars now a days. In the morning I almost puke if I smell it, and in nights, you know, I don t want to smoke a cigar that has been in my butt. But doc, there has been one huge problem. I can t sleep anymore if I don t have a cigar in my butthole...