Starting salary Reaching the end of an extensive job interview, the HR person asked a young Engineer fresh out of college, ""And what starting salary were you looking for?"" The engineering graduate said, ""In the range of $100,000 - 125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."" The HR person said, ""Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every…

Three guys discuss how would they kill their mother in law An engineer, a chemistry graduate and an agriculture university graduate discuss the best way to get rid of your mother in law. The engineer goes first: - I would mess up her car, set the break cables to fail after reaching high speed. Everyone would think it was an accident. Then the chemist tells his idea: - I would find some chemicals that added to her food would cause a heart-atack. She is old so no one would even get suspicious. - A…

Three engineers There are three engineers heading to their college reunion in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. The car breaks down along the way for seemingly no reason. The electrical engineer suggests testing the electronics of the car and attempt to find out if a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting stopped up. Then, the Microsoft engineer, comes up with a ""Microsoft Solut…

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam administered by the University of Arkansas Engineering Department: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A '65 Ford Fairlane, a '69 Chevrolet Chevelle or a '64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still which operate…