Guy walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink. He's carrying a brown paper bag, which he sets down on the bar. The bartender asks ""What's in the bag?"" The guy says ""Wanna see?"" He reaches into the bag and pulls out a very tiny grand piano and sets it on the bar. Then he reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny man dressed in a tuxedo. The little man sits down at the little piano and begins playing a song. The bartender says ""That's amazing! Where'd you get that?"" The guy explains he …

Vampires at the bar Rich Vampire: I want a fresh blood from a healthy human! Ordinary Vampire: Ordinary blood please! Poor Vampire: Excuse me! Can you give me a hot water? I'll make tea instead. (pulls out tampon)

A Rich man and a Miner An elderly man walks into a bar holding hands with a beautiful young woman. He is obviously a man of great wealth, as his watch is decked in diamonds and his suit is of Italian make. As the pair sits down, the bartender says “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve minors here,” nodding towards the woman. The man retorts “Now hold on just a minute. How would you know if she’s a minor? You haven’t even asked for her ID!” The bartender shrugs and says “she’s clearly a gold dig…

4 friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at reunion..... One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari. No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet. No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle. No …