There was an incredible archaeological find in the Middle East. A group of archaeologists near the Euphrates River believe they have uncovered the famous Garden of Eden, the setting of the creation story in Genesis. While trying to locate the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, the group stumbled across a third three, the Tree of All Evil. This tree startled the archaeologists, as they were unsure of just how evil the tree was. Nobody dared to even touch its forbidden fruit, as the consequences could be deadly. Instead, the team decided they should get rid of the tree once and for all. After digging and removing the tree, the group found underneath its trunk upwards of 12 million U.S. dollars. Thus, it has been confirmed that money is the root of All Evil.