There's an overloaded Plane With an American, Brit, Australian, and a Mexican. The pilot tells everybody that they have to dump all of the cargo that they possibly can. They keep dumping out more and more until finally there's no more. The pilot says, ""I'm sorry but we're going to have to make some of you jump out."" The Brit says, ""I'll go first, for the Queen!"" and jumps out. Then the Australian says, ""I'll go, for Australia."" and jumps out. Then the American says, ""For America!"" and throws the Mexican out.