Sean's been drinking stout all evening... Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the …

Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the door. He reaches the street corner …

Sean's been drunk... Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the door. He reache…

An Irishman visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer... Old Seamus visits the doctor and is told he is dying of cancer and has only a few months to live. He calls his son and invites him to meet him at the pub where he delivers the sad news. ""But son,"" he says, ""even on a gloomy occasion such as this one, 'tis our custom to drink to health and death alike, so let's raise a glass to the good times in our past and drown our sorrows about my impending demise."" The two of them make a …