Sean's been drinking stout all evening... Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening. He's very drunk and it's late. The barkeep announces ""Last Call!"" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, ""Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."" Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the floor. He struggles to rise but unable to do so he resigns himself to crawling out and literally drags his drunk ass out the …