Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy.

Helga Adams takes her next door neighbor to court for defamation She tells the judge ""my neighbor Herman Franklin repeatedly calls me a fat pig to my guests when they come over."" ""Herman, is this true? ""Yes your honor. I detest that fat pig that lives next door to me. She is a spoiled rotten princess of a fat pig who..."" ""Alright, alright. I've heard enough from you. Mrs. Adams. I award $1,000 in punitive damages from Mr. Franklin. Furthermore, Mr. Franklin I'm issuing a court order to cea…

Once upon a time, two race horses were born... This is long, but worth it. Their names were Herman and Berman and they were twins. Herman was born just slightly before Berman. Herman and Berman were colts of average work horses and were to work the fields everyday. One day Herman and Berman decide to have a race. Everyday at noon, the lunch bell goes off, so Herman and Berman agree that the bell will signal go. The first horse to circle the farm wins. So, the next day, right before noon, Herman …

A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman.""