[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..

North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.

Topical Jokes for 1/6 A report shows that North Korea has 6,000 cyber attack specialists. In fairness, North Korea's definition of ""cyber attack specialist"" is anyone who's ever watched ""The Matrix."" ...these cyber attack specialists can access any computer on the planet, and leave the message ""Please. Help me get out of North Korea."" In Mexico, a vicious drug cartel forced some members to eat human hearts. Ex-members of the cartel who were forced to eat hearts have formed a class action, …

North Korea has a new war game The North Korean state media just announced today that in the event of possible war all citizens are ordered to follow Donald Trump on Twitter