I ran an ice cream shop near the Thames in London... We had great business because we were stationed right outside Scotland Yard headquarters. In fact, we were so well-known that we were actually picked from all other shops in London to host Britain's first-annual Ice Cream Seller's contest. Over a thousand people turned up, and they actually had to cordon off part of the Thames with a buoyed police rope due to the traffic we were generating! The events ranged from Fastest Scoop to Best Waffle C…

Killing spree in London england A man in London had an assault rifle and body armor today. He was on a shooting spree for 5 hours. The police in England don't even carry guns. The guy kept shouting that he is going around London and killing all the British he finds. There are reports coming out now that the body count could be as high as 3-4.

Falklands veteran A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: ""VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR."" The officer thought, ""Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!"" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took 20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: ""Gracias, Senor!""

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. ""Look here, old chap, what are you doing?"" the officer asked. ""I'm sorry,"" the American replied, but I really gotta go."" ""You can't do that here,"" the officer told him. ""Look, follow me."" …