Lesson on writing things down. You will forget. A Missionary goes up the Tribal Chief and tells him its time for him to leave. The Tribal Chief tells him ""no one leaves."" The Missionary says there must be something I can do to leave and the Tribal Chief says there are 3 things you will need to do. Nobody has done this ever. First you must swim across the river, which is full of piranhas. Second there is a cave with a jaguar in it that was a bad tooth that you'll have to pull and thirdly there's an old woman at the end of the village that has never had hanky-panky and you'll need to do it. The Missionary jumps into the river and starts swimming. The piranhas are biting and nipping and he makes it across the river. He asks the Chief, where's the cave with the Jaguar. The Chief points to the cave and the missionary enters. There's a loud growl and lots of noise than silence for 10 minutes. The missionary than comes out all scratched up and bitten. He says to the Chief. Ok, now where's the old lady with the bad tooth.