obituary The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. ""How much does it cost to have an obituary printed""? asked a woman. ""It's five dollars a word, ma'am,"" the clerk replied politely. ""Fine,"" said the woman after a moment. ""Got a pencil?"" ""Yes ma'am."" ""Got some paper?"" ""Yes ma'am."" ""Okay, write this down: 'Cohen dead'."" ""That's all?"" asked the clerk disbelievingly. ""That's it."" ""I'm sorry ma'am, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum."" ""…

'He choked to death on a concubine.' Fun Terry Pratchett quote: 'He choked to death on a concubine.' There was no sound but the hiss of snow in the fire and a number of people thinking fast. 'I think you mean cucumber,' said the bard. 'That's right, cucumber,' said Boy Willie. 'I've never been good at them long words.' 'Very important difference in a salad situation,' said Cohen.

A woman phoned her local newspaper to ask if she could put a notice in the obituary column. "Certainly, ma'am," said the operator. "How much do funeral notices cost?" asked the woman. "Five dollars per word." "Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?" "Yes, ma'am." "Write this then: 'Cohen died.'" "Sorry, ma'am, I forget to tell you: there's a five-word minimum." "Huh!" said the woman testily. "You certainly did forget to tell me that!" She thought for a moment and then said: "Okay. Got your …

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