'He choked to death on a concubine.'
Fun Terry Pratchett quote:
'He choked to death on a concubine.'
There was no sound but the hiss of snow in the fire and a number of people thinking fast.
'I think you mean cucumber,' said the bard.
'That's right, cucumber,' said Boy Willie. 'I've never been good at them long words.'
'Very important difference in a salad situation,' said Cohen.