Who is Thor? A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave.

Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot.

I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...