Who is Thor? A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: http://amzn.com/B00BERRBI2)

Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki

What is the brand of underwear that Thor uses? Ass guard

Why didn't Thor invite many people to his brother's surprise party? He wanted to keep it Loki