I demand to see Mohamed!! Yousuf died and was sent on up to heaven. As he approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter approached him to welcome him in. Yousuf politely told him ""Thank you very much, Saint Peter. As you may be aware, I am a Muslim, and would really appreciate being greeted by Mohamed."" Saint Peter replied, ""Certainly, if that's your wish. Take the staircase on your left and go up"". Approaching the top of the staircase, Yousuf was met by Abraham, waiting to welcome him into Heaven. Once again Yousuf explained to him that he was a Muslim and wanted to be greeted by Mohamed. Abraham directed him up another staircase, where this time he was met by Moses. Yousuf, slightly exasperated, offered his thanks to Moses and a little more vehemently, asked that he be greeted by Mohamed. Moses pointed to a golden escalator, and told him to take it up to the top floor where he would find Mohamed. Arriving at the top floor, Yousuf found himself being led to a table, where this time, Jesus himself was waiting to greet him. Yousuf was angry by now, and had had enough. ""Thank you very much, Jesus. I mean no offence to you or anyone else, but I AM A MUSLIM, AND I DEMAND TO SEE THE GREAT PROPHET MOHAMED!!!"" ""You want to see Mohamed?"" asked Jesus with a puzzled expression. ""YES! Very much so!"" replied Yousuf. ""OK. Fine. No problem."" replied Jesus. ""By the way, how do you take your coffee?"" This time it was Yousuf who was puzzled. ""Uh, black, no sugar. Why?"" Jesus stands up from the table and snaps his fingers. ""YO! MOHAMED! Over here. Two coffees. Black. No Sugar.""