A guy buys an old Harley... and takes it out for a ride. As he's driving, he pulls up next to a car and taps on the window. The driver rolls it down and the guy on the bike asks him if he's ever ridden a Harley. The guy in the car says no, so the guy on the bike drives off. He comes to a second car and again pulls up next to it and taps on the window. When the driver rolls the window down, he asks the same question, ""Have you ever ridden a Harley?"" The lady in the car gives him a strange look and answers that she hadn't. Again, the rider pulls away without another word. The rider sees a third car and speeds up to reach the car. Just as he's about to pull alongside, the road curves unexpectedly, and the guy on the bike careens off the road and into a ditch. The driver if the third car sees the whole scene and quickly stops to help. As he rushes to the man, he sees that he has been badly injured and is in need of immediate medical help. He asks the man if he is alright, and the man weakly asks the same question ""have you...ever ridden...a...Harley?"" Stunned, the man replies that he had. The rider replies, ""where's the damn brake?"" (as told to me by my father tonight)