POLITICS! How does that work? One morning the whole family were having breakfast in the kitchen and little Timmy goes to his dad who was watching the morning news on T.V. And asks: Dad? I don't get all this politics stuff... can you explain it to me? The dad completely taken by surprise by the question answer the following: You see me boy, let me simplify it for you. I, because I am the head of the family and Bring the money into the house, I am the president of the house... Your mom, because she manages all the money in the house, she is the government of the house... Our maid, because she does work for us around the house and we pay her, she is the working class... You, because you are what your mom and I struggle for, you represent the people... And your little baby brother, he is our future... Little Timmy answers: Yeah dad, I think I understand now... That night Timmy wakes up because he heard his brother crying in the next room because he had his diaper full... He notices that and Goes to his parents room, where there was only his mother, he tries to wake her up, but she ignores him, and so because his dad was nowhere to be found he goes to the maids room, where he sees his dad screwing the maid, so he goes back to his moms room and tries to wake her up again, and she still ignored him... So what could he do except go back to his room and try to fall asleep with all the crying in the next room... Next morning, same deal, except Timmy didn't sleep at all... He goes to his dad and says: DAD! I think I understand this whole politics thing now... Wanna hear? Dad goes ""SURE!!!"" So the people of the country are trying their best to sleep soundly at night and to alarm the government of the fact that the President is screwing the working class, But the government ignores this deal and continues to sleep like a log, and it's now that I realize that our future is full of shit!