The Czechoslovakian and the German A Czech and a German entered into a contest. The point of the contest was to guess the right 7 numbers and win an all expense paid trip to Alaska to hunt a grizzly bear. The contest ended and it turns out the two men guessed the same winning numbers, so both got to go on the hunt. After arriving in the camp and getting settled they decide to head out tomorrow with the guide to hunt the mighty bear. But the next day the guide is feeling under the weather so the two men decide to go out alone. After hiking through rugged mountains for hours they come into a clearing and see two bears, a male and a female. The German takes aim and pulls the trigger... ""Click""! The all expense paid trip didn't come with ammo. The sound startled the bears and they charged. The Czech pulls his knife and rushes at the bears. The German tries to pull his pistol but stumbled backwards, hit his head, and fell into a river. When he comes to he sees the guide kneeling over him. After being briefed on the situation they decide to track the bears and save the Czech. They find the female bear chewing on a boot, the guide takes aim and... ""Bang!"", the bear is dead. The two men cut open the bear and her stomach is empty except for a few fish. The German utters the immortal words,"" The Czechs in the Male""