The Toronto Maple Leaves So a man is walking along and he finds a lamp. He runs the lamp, a genie pops out an says, ""I will grant you one wish."" Man: ""I wish I can live forever."" Genie: ""I'm sorry but I can't grant that to you. Wish for anything else and it'll be my pleasure to grant it to you."" Man: ""Fine. I wish I can live until the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup."" Genie: ""You son of a bitch.""