Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Dapple's Car Accident Once upon a frosty Canadian winter, there lived a man named Dapple. Dapple was a proud Canuck, born and raised in the heart of the Great White North. He loved the snow, the maple syrup, and of course, ice hockey. But one fateful day, his life took an unexpected turn. Dapple was driving through the snow-covered streets of Toronto when a moose, yes, a moose, darted out onto the road. In a panic, Dapple swerved his car and ended up in a spectacular collision with a snowpl…

How did a Chinese guy end up with a Tamil name? I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was Kandasamy. I asked him, "How did you get a name like that being Chinese?" He said, “Many, many years ago when I first arrived in Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter, and the man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.” The lady at the counter looked at him and asked, “What is your name?" The Sri Lankan refugee replied "Kand…

The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that.