The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto#Quebec#Canada#Toronto#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp