A young man went to a bear hunter's house... ...He says to the old bear hunter:""I have been poor my entire life, can you please accept me as your disciple and teach me your ways of hunting?"" The old bear hunter refused at first, but after the young man begs for several times he finally accepted. He took out his 22-gauge rifle and says to young man:""Listen here, kindo. I often hunt bears during the beginning of winter. At the time most bears will starts to hibernate. They will be half asleep a…

Burglar breaks into a house He starts grabbing all the expensive electronics and sending them out the window. As he's carrying away the stereo system he hears a soft voice call out, ""Jesus is watching you..."" Looking around he can't see anyone, so he decides to ignore it. Later, while carrying the tv, he hears the voice again, ""Jesus is watching you..."" Looking around he sees a parrot was the source of the voice. ""Hello,"" said the parrot. ""I'm Moses."" The burglar looked confused for a mo…

A burglar breaks into a house...... He switches on his flashlight to help see what he's doing & as he shines it above the fireplace he sees three items on the wall, very nicely arranged, they are.........a Crucifix, a painting of the Pope, and a photograph of the Vatican. He stifles a yawn & thinks ""Ok, Catholics...I get it & I don't really care as long as I can get some nice stuff here"". He returns to filling his bag, a PS4, some jewelry coffee maker......when, all of a sudden, he…

A Burglar Breaks into a house... He breaks into the house and initially he hears ""Jesus is watching you."" He shrugs it off and continues to his burglary. Again he hears, ""Jesus is watching you."" He looks around and sees a parrot, and the bird repeats, ""Jesus is watching you."" The burglar asks the bird what its name is, and it says that its name is Moses. The burglar then asks the bird ""Who the hell names their bird Moses?"" The bird replies, ""The same guy who names the Doberman Pinscher …