""Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"" ...and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week,"" said the divorce court judge. ""That's very fair, your honor,"" the husband replied, ""and every now and then I'll try and send her a few bucks myself."" EDIT: Format EDIT(2): I didn't make this joke, I got it from a thread and posted it here for more people to see. I'm having trouble finding it now, so if you know what thread it's from, I'll gladly edit in credit to the original poster.