Henry Tudor: ""I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester."" Richard III: ""Over my dead body.""#Henry Tudor#Richard Iii#Leicester#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) me pulling the handle of your car door at the same moment you try to unlock it#Money#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home#Technology#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision#Driving#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp