Detective Interviewing for a Future Disciple Before you read: When I say ""profile picture"" I mean a picture of someone facing the left or the right rather than directly at the camera. A Detective needs someone to work under him, so he decided to do tryouts and it came down to 3 people. The Detective interviewed each of the future disciples one by one in his office. The first person comes in and the Detective gets right to the point: Detective:*points finger at a profile picture of an escaped criminal* ""Alright son, name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."" Person 1: ""Well this man would be easy to find, considering he is walking around with only one eye."" Detective: ""... You are dumb, leave now and tell one of the other two guys outside to come in."" *Person 1 leaves and Person 2 enters* Detective:*points finger at a profile picture of an escaped criminal* ""Alright son, name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."" Person 2: ""From what I can see, this man would be pretty easy to find considering the fact that he is walking around town with only one ear."" Detective: ""... What is wrong with today's youth.. leave and tell the last guy that he may come in for his interview"" *Person 2 leaves an Person 3 enters* Detective: ""Well you are the last guy and hopefully you are a bit smarter than the last two guys, those two... I don't even know.. *points finger at the profile picture of an escaped criminal* please name me the identifying features of this criminal right here."" Person 3: ""This man wears contacts."" Detective:*looks through the criminal's files to see that the criminal does in fact wear contact lenses* ""Wow son, even though that isn't really an identifying feature, how did you know that?!"" Person 3: ""Well it is quite simple really, a person with one eye and one ear wouldn't be able to wear standard glasses and would have to resort to using contacts to correct his vision.""