Kinda long but worth the read. A woman once went to a pet store looking for an animal to buy for her husband for their anniversary. She told the cashier of the situation and the cashier immediately knew of the perfect critter that would make an excellent anniversary gift. He took her to the back of the store and unveiled a small cage. Inside the cage appeared to be just a furball. The woman stared at the furball with a quizzical look on her face. The cashier, seeing as how the woman was confused, decided to demonstrate the furball's capabilities. He reached into the cage and took out the furball, holding it in his palm. ""Watch this."" said He. ""Fuzzball! The Cage"" Immediately the ball of fur grew legs and a mouth and jumped at the cage. NOMNOMNOM the little furball devoured the entire cage. ""That's great! I'll take it!"" said the woman. She hurried home with the little critter, knowing her husband would love it. She decided to test it out before her husband got home from work. ""Fuzzball! The couch! The bed! The curtains!"" the little ball of fur grew legs and a mouth and jumped. NOMNOMNOM the little ball of fur ate everything it was told to. Several hours later the husband arrived home to find his home devastated. He stormed up to his wife and exclaimed ""WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE!?"" The wife simply answered ""Oh nothing much. Just Fuzzball. That's what happened."" The husband stared at his wife in astonishment. Furious he yelled ""FUZZBALL!? FUZZBALL MY BALLS!"" NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM