Susan at Bible Shool Susan was a good little Christian girl, but one Saturday night, she stayed up way to late. So when Sunday rolled around and it came time for Sunday School, she finally forced herself to go. Upon her arrival she figured it wasn't all that important as it was the same lesson from 3 weeks ago. She dozed off, and when the teacher asked her, ""Who is the Son of God?"" The boy next to her poked her with a pencil. She immediately woke up and exclaimed, ""Jesus Christ!"". After this she nodded off again and the teacher called on her again, ""Susan, who is the creator of the universe?"" The boy poked her again with the pencil, awakening flustered and rather angry, she spoke softly, growing gradually louder, ""Oh, my, God!"" Again she falls asleep when the teacher asks one final question, ""Susan, what did Eve say to Adam after their 56th child?"" The boy once more prodded her with his pencil and she screams, ""IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, I WILL SNAP IT IN HALF!!!""