Give the frog a loan. A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller, ""Please, ma'am,"" he says. ""I need to take out a loan so I can feed my family."" ""Do you have any sort of photo-ID?"" The teller asks. ""No,"" the frog replies. ""But I do have this!"" The frog pulls out a small golden elephant. The teller looks at the elephant, ""I'm sorry but without proper photo identification I cannot give you a loan."" ""Please! My family is hungry and we really need the money!"" The frog looks at t…

Bank loan A frog walked into a loan office to ask for a loan and the loan officers name was Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asked for collatoral as they always did and the frog said, ""I only have this little porcelin elephant."" The loan officer had said that it wasn't really collatoral, but he would ask his manager. The frog added ""oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger."" The loan officer went to his manager and said, ""There is a frog out there who only has a small porcelin elephant, and he mentio…

A frog goes into a bank. . . . . . and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whak. So, he says, ""Mrs. Whak, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."" Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says ""$30,000."" The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces …