eer booze and fun!' 'Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other ""Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer but the sign on the front door says ""No Pets Allowed"" and I can't leave Fido alone on the street."" The other man replies ""No problem just stand by the door and watch me and you'll be having that beer real soon!"" The second man reaches into his pocket and puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and then walks into …

So Jesus in on vacation hitch hiking in America... A trucker sees a man and decides to give him a lift. "Do you need a ride?" The trucker asks. "Yea if you'll give me one." So Jesus gets in the car and about 30 miles down the road the trucker asks "Hey buddy are you thirsty I have a cooler full of beer." "I could drink." Jesus replied. They both grab a cold one and head down the road. Not making much small talk throughout the trucker says "Hey buddy are you hungry? My wife makes killer tuna …

Ben and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed andthey weren’t mine.” His second friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.” Ben says, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. “No I’m serious. The other d…

A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us.