A cheerio named Tom Alright this is a story about a cheerio named Tom. Tom was a good guy just your average run of the mill cheerio. He awoke one morning feeling pretty good about himself, he was gonna have a good day. He drank some milk and headed off to work. About half way to work he noticed a girl standing at the bus stop. His crumbs fell when he saw her. I mean, she was one smoking hot cheerio. She had one grade A circle and a set of double O's. Tom decided to grow some balls. ""Hey in Tom, how about you and me head to this party together Friday?"" Said tom. "" I'm sorry tom I only go with frosted cheerios but thanks for asking!"" Said the girl Tom accepted this and felt pretty down about himself and headed to work. Once at work his boss was a bit concerned for him. ""Hey Tom what's the matter, what's got you so soggy? "". Said the boss ""Oh nothing, this chick just rejected me is all. I'm not good enough for her. "" said tom "" oh nonsense! You take off early tonight and go home and get ready to win this girl."" Said the boss. So Tom took off early and headed home. He felt a little better and busted out some milk and started to pump some calcium. He went to bed feeling pretty good about himself. Come next morning he awoke to find himself a Honey Nut Roasted cheerio. Bam, he's moving up in the world. As nutty as it sounds he decides to ask the girl once more. He drinks his malk and head off to work. Again, he meets the girl and shoots for bowl. "" How about now honey wheat? "" Said tom "" Sorry Tom but I said you have to be a frosted cheerio."" Disappointed Tom heads to work. Upon arriving at work his boss simply tells him to go home early and try again. So he does... He got home and pumped some C, drank a milk, took steroids , yeah whatever. He went to sleep hoping for the best. He woke up in the morning and BAM he was a frosted cheerio. He's feeling really good about himself today and gets ready early to see the girl. He jogs and gets to the bus stop before her and waits. Like normal she arrives. "" Hey, give me your number cause we're going to the party this Friday."" Said a confident tom. "" Yes ill go with you, here's my number golden tom. "" she said with a wink. Tom heads to work to tell his boss the good news. Upon getting there he is rewarded with a drink and two days of work he missed. But that didn't get him down, no way. Alright, the night passed and its Friday and almost time for the party. Tom called up the girl, Susan , and headed over to pick her up at the bus stop. (Tom never found out she was homeless) They headed to party of a lifetime. It took them a while to find the place but it was obvious when they got close because of the masses of people and loud music. They found a place to park and began to head in. This place was crowded, I mean like everyone was here, even Count Chocula got his booty out of his coffin. They were close to the door when Tom's friend Tony was in the middle of leaving. ""Hey Tony you leaving already?"" ""Yeah Tom, I've been here all day. The people here are so fun, they're GREEEEAAAT!"" (Ahh, what a crazy tiger) Tom thought to himself. Tom took Susan's hand and headed in. They danced the night away with cereals of all kinds and pumped with the music. Not even Cinnamon Toast Crunch could see how great this party was. Eventually Susan got tired and sat down with Tom, thirsty. ""Hey Tom, can you get me a drink babe?"" ""Yeah, sure what do you want?"" Said Tom. ""What do they have"" Complained Susan Well, How about some Coke...wait that line's pretty full. What about some Pepsi, ... well damn, that lines even bigger. Oh, what about some Punch? [There's no punchline.] (/spoiler) TL;DR don't spoil, read it.