Said Tom Jokes

""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain.

Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently.

There were two prawns talking together in the sea... One was called Tom, and the other was called Christian. ""I hate being a prawn, it's too dangerous. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."" Said Tom, and after he said a school of fish swam past him and with a whoosh, Tom was transformed in to a shark. Christian got scared of Tom and swam home. A week later, Tom was swimming around was felt really bored and depressed. ""I hate being a shark... It's so boring an…

A cheerio named Tom Alright this is a story about a cheerio named Tom. Tom was a good guy just your average run of the mill cheerio. He awoke one morning feeling pretty good about himself, he was gonna have a good day. He drank some milk and headed off to work. About half way to work he noticed a girl standing at the bus stop. His crumbs fell when he saw her. I mean, she was one smoking hot cheerio. She had one grade A circle and a set of double O's. Tom decided to grow some balls. ""Hey in Tom,…

Tom takes his girl to a party. Tom took Susan's hand and headed in. They danced the night away with cereals of all kinds and pumped with the music. Not even Cinnamon Toast Crunch could see how great this party was. Eventually Susan got tired and sat down with Tom, thirsty. ""Hey Tom, can you get me a drink babe?"" ""Yeah, sure what do you want?"" Said Tom. ""What do they have"" Complained Susan Well, How about some Coke...wait that line's pretty full. What about some Pepsi, ... well damn, that l…