Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party.

"Don't move or she's dead" was the last thing the wife heard before the husband started tap dancing.

Wife: "If I die first, I want you to remarry." Me: "Wow. Do you really hate me that much?"

Just saved a bunch of money on my Glenn from The Walking Dead Halloween costume by not showering for a month.