A mother had three sons... The first day the oldest boy ran up to her and asked: ""Mom, why am I named Feather?"" The mother replied: ""Well, son, thats because when you were a baby a tiny feather landed on your head."" The next day the second boy ran up to her and asked: ""Mom, why am I named Leaf?"" The mother replied: ""Well, son, thats because when you were a baby a tiny leaf landed on your head."" The third day the youngest boy ran up to his mother and said: ""Moaaah, whaaa yu chueehhe bluahrehbah!"". The mother sighed and replied: ""Please be quiet, Refrigerator.""