Christian Aliens A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English. Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors. When it's the pope's turn, he asks: **""Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?""**. **""You mean J.C?""**, responds the alien **""yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok""**. Surprised, the pope follows up with **""He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!""**. The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize **""maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?""**. The pope retorts **""Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?""**. The alien says **""Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?""**