So Bush is elected President... ...and he decides to give Clinton a visit at the White House. So they're having drinks after dinner, conversation flowing, when Bush needs to relieve himself. He asks Bill where the urinals were, and Bill points him down a corridor, third door to the right. He notices that the urinal was golden - but assumes he was sent to a special bathroom, possibly for visiting dignitaries. Anyway, on their way home, he happens to mention this to Laura. She doesn't think it's a good idea for the President to indulge in such extravagances, and decides to tell the First Lady so. So she gives her a ring the next day and tells her how her husband would manage funds better when he finally became President. When they turn in for the night, Hillary turns to Bill and says, ""Oh, by the way, honey, I think I know who peed in your saxophone.""