I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa.

A joke/story about the Berlin Airlift So last year when I was taking AP US History we got to talking about the Cold War and the Berlin Airlift, which, if you didn't know, was when American/Allied forces dropped supplies into and evacuated East Berlin, which was under Soviet control. Now, it's worth noting that my teacher encouraged students to make puns off of the content, and actually had competitions between the class periods on who could get the most puns. Now as she was lecturing one kid, we…

Last month, the UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: ""*Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?*"" The survey was a HUGE failure. * In Africa, they didn't know what ""food"" meant. * In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. * In Western Europe, they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. * In China, they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. * In the Middle East, they didn't know what ""soluti…

A man witnessed a parent forcing their kid to painfully overeat because there are starving kids in Africa who get no food. The man immediately punched the kid in the head and the parents screamed, ""What did you do that for?!!?"" The man explained, ""Because there are parentless kids in Africa who get no hugs""