I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.

All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"

Just joined Anonymous Anonymous. This time I'm serious about breaking my addiction to hacking government websites.

If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.