Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.#Ms Piggy#Kermit#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)#Kermit#Ms Piggy#Happy International#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics#Ms Piggy#Boston Celtics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.#Ms Piggy#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp