Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?? Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.#Ms Piggy#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)#Kermit#Ms Piggy#Happy International#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp