A man was walking down a country road... When he heard a voice coming from behind a tree, but all he could see was a horse. ""Hello, remember me?"" the voice said. ""I won the Kentucky Derby two years ago."" ""A talking horse!"" the man exclaimed, so he rushed to a nearby field where he found was working and asked, ""What would you take for the horse?"" ""That horse is no good, you can have him for twenty dollars."" ""Twenty dollars! I'll give you two thousand!"" ""Has that old haybag been giving you that baloney about winning the Kentucky Derby? Listen, I happen to know that he came in last.""