Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket. Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.

Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper? It's finger licking good.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies.