Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced the new Hillary Bucket. Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings.

Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby? Milk and Bookies.