After the resurrection, Jesus was hanging out with Peter, fishing....... Jesus says, ""I feel like performing a miracle. What should I do?"" Peter says, ""How about the walking-on-water gig?"" Jesus agrees, steps out of the boat, and slowly starts sinking as he walks around. Peter helps him back into the boat and asks, ""Why didn't it work this time?"" Jesus replies, ""I'm not sure, maybe it's the holes in my feet.""