Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope

[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up

[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob

Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?